Because we’ll be on an overdose of eggnog and the different versions of classic Christmas songs from Michael Bolton, as well as the instrumental renditions by Kenny G playing through our heads, all orders placed will be shipped on Thursday, Dec. 27. We thank you for your business and happy holidays to you and your loved ones.
xo,
Cultist
Dear Santa,
I like these things.
Xo,
Yasi
Go to your local news stand, Barnes and Noble, or Border’s and pick up your copy today. Read about Heatherette’s wacky fashion adventures, the eternal battle of H&M vs. Forever 21, and last but not least, the titilating adventures of Yasi and her cat.
Jamsheed has been out for some time people and I want to apologize for that. I had a lot of work to do downtown … yelling at manufacturers in China because they couldnt get me my 500 yds of denim on time. Plus, I had a problem with my silver suit. Also, Jamsheed has been hungover, hitting up all these holiday parties. I love these parties … making out with Santa Claus, as well as his helpers, drinking Jack straight out the bottle and dancing to James Brown with one shoe on. The best is passing out with a beanie and all your nice clothes in a bed and having some drunk fat man sit on your head thinking it was a pillow. Oh yes, tis the season to be jolly. I also love how after these holiday parties people Facebook you thinking you might remember them. Jamsheed doesnt know who the hell you are. I might have talked to you or made out with you or even punched you in the face but I don’t remember.
What I do remember is this one halloween where my friend asked me to go to this stupid bar in Santa Monica with her. She said you have to dress up so of course I dressed up in my pirate costume, beard and sword included. We get to the place and I walk in there with my outfit and notice that not a damn soul is dressed up so I’m the dumbass looking like a pirate. Plus the girls I went with of course dressed in their slutty playboy or tranny outfit that looked like a regular thursday night getup. I was the only poor soul. So what did I do … I got drunk and made out with a dude. And when he asked me to take off the beard I slapped him and then proceeded to mouth rape him. Jamsheed lives!
YASI’S DOITDOITDOIT OF THE DAY (BECAUSE JAMSHEED FORGOT):
2 dudes, 1 blog, fun for everyone. CLICK HERE
What the hell? Where does the day go? Do you know where your day goes? If you do, tell me how to remember because I don’t know where mine evaporates. Then I feel as if I’m suffering from some sort of memory loss which transitions into a full on anxiety attack because there’s just NOT enough time. Think Jessie Spano’s total meltdown on “Saved By The Bell” when she was trying to do everything but couldn’t and basically started taking meth…but for me, take it down a couple of notches and sans the drugs. Aside from that, the countdown is on. I’m already over this Christmas thing and it’s onto the New Year without the baggage.
With that, my CULTISTSHOP pick of the day is M.O.B’s “Ain’t Shit” tee because only M.O.B. would put this fierce slogan on a t-shirt so buy it, rock it, dump IT, and move on. You know why? Because he’s LAME.
Only 5 days until Christmas, 4 days if you open your presents on Christmas Eve…let me repeat that for all you procrastinators out there. Only 5 days until Christmas, 4 days if you open your presents on Christmas Eve. I know, I really don’t mean to stress those of you who haven’t started on your Christmas shopping (*ahem* followed by loud, choking style coughs) but it’s time to get a move on.
My CULTISTSHOP pick of the day are all of the NailsDid tees. My favorite, of course, would be the one where Miss Thang is throwing up L.A. gangsta, gangsta style because of course…I’M FROM L.A. For those of you who don’t love the city where I was born and raised (don’t worry, I don’t get offended like some who have this crazy ??City pride), there is also the Harlem, Sticky Green, and Bamboo tees all boasting the dope look of NailsDid.
The ladies of Dimepiece have dropped a holiday online exclusive tee, “Make Up Not War” available on their website www.dimepiecedesigns.com. With the election coming through in ‘08, this is the perfect way for all you “boss bitches dipped in sauce” to “spread love, make peace, and look cute”. Only 100 tees are available so get yours while you can.
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So the Hundreds had a Holiday Party last night and because my distaste for the holidays was trumped by my taste for open bars, here are some photos from the event. (BTW, this is on some next level blogging where I don’t even try to pretend that it’s about photography. I don’t even know how to use my camera. Technical skill is so last season).
Jups and Nate “Don’t Take My Photo” Dog.
Ben Hundreds.
Scotty my little panda.
Sean B holds down the bar while Braydon sucks it down.
Lax Liston, Blu Jemz, and Mike B
Steph Hundreds and unidentified male companion.
Photogenic. Tony camera hand. Reza Parrot.
Awash. iLL. Exciting sweatshirt.
This is a picture of the Parrot taking a better picture of Sean B’s sexy tip mongering.
Tony “Boobie” Rodriguez in a rare tipsy moment.
Astrid our next top model and your humble editrix.
Marina (give me your gloves thanks).
Happy Holidays.
The days until we all sit around the tree, watch those we bought gifts for open those gifts which we really put our heart and soul into, is really coming down to the wire. But if you haven’t gotten that special person that freakin’ awesome must-have then I have the perfect solution for you.
My CULTISTSHOP pick of the day is the Hellz Bellz ‘Belle of the Brawl’ jacket. I can attest to the awesomeness of this jacket because yes, I do own one. Yes, I love Hellz Bellz and everything they put out each and every season. But also because yes, it goes great with some skinny jeans. It honestly makes you feel like one of the Pink Ladies. For me, it was Rizzo when I slipped it on but when I added the skinny’s I felt like Sandy when she tried to be that sexy, bad girl at the graduation carnival.
Anyhow, before I lose my train of thought…cop one for your friend, your girl, your little sister…just get it!!! We have only a few left here at CULTIST and then you’ll be regretting that you didn’t get that Hellz Bellz jacket I told you to not sleep on.
xo,
Alexis