Thoughts by Jamsheed:

Dear Rain,
Please go away,
I want to come out and play,
but all I’ve been doing is selling crap on ebay,
I am broke and its no joke,
Looks like the best way to make money these days is to get poked,
But im not feeling too sexy,
Ashraf has been away in Mexi,
Guess I will pass the time on youporn,
Till the sun comes out to warm

Oh my loyal readers (or just reader, thanks efo) so little to discuss on this dreary afternoon. I was just checkin the Spring 2008 fashion shows online and I have to say they suck my balls. Chanel’s models looked like fuckin elves. However, there was always the amazing Galliano who designs for Christian Dior. That collection is amazing. Correct me if I am wrong … actually I will bet my left tit on it if anyone can get in touch with Galliano and confirm, but I do believe he used Gustav Klimt’s work as inspiration for some of pieces. See above.

So LWord … even though I hate Tina with a passion and think she sucks my nugget ball, I have to say that her scene with the weird augmented-breast doctor was kinda hot. But let’s talk about those breats. Even Tina was in shock because they looked like oversized pomegranates stapled onto her chest. I mean what the hell. I was somewhat disturbed. Anyways, I’m glad Tina is getting ass because Bette needs to realize that her hair looks like my grandmother’s and that she needs to take the pineapple out of her ass and feed it to Shane. I’m in love with Shane as is the world but I need her to gain 10 lbs. I need those raisinette nipples to turn into tangerines. It’s just not appealing. I have to say I am kinda sad. The L Word is dyin out for me. I’m not that excited for Sunday nights anymore.

Anyways, fun news … Jamsheed is hittin up NYC in a couple weeks. I can’t wait to gain 10 lbs and find some man love.

JAMSHEED’S DOITDOIT OF THE DAY: Use THIS SITE. You answer yes or no on presidential issues and then the site determines which presidential candidate best aligns with your beliefs. It is pretty cool. I sound so nerdy … have sex, barf on yourself, slap a bitch, hit an old person.

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Hollywood, CA 90028
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