I’m no psychic but I’m guessing most of you would vote your pet goldfish into office if it meant replacing Mr. Bush. Yet you’re probably not registered to vote. We here at Cultist encourage you to do some research, figure out who turns you on (politically speaking) and get out there and vote. So if you can prove to us that you are registered (scan in a document, foward us your confirmation, whatever) we will send you a code to receive 10% off your orders for the month of February. Email us at contact@cultistshop.com.

Here are some helpful links:

ROCK THE VOTE www.rockthevote.org: you can register to vote here

CNN ELECTION CENTER www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/: find out who’s who and what’s what

You may have missed your state’s primary/caucus, but you should register anyway. Here is what’s left:

FEBRUARY 2008
• February 1: Maine (R)
• February 5: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho (D), Illinois, Kansas (D), Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New Mexico (D), New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Utah
• February 9: Louisiana, Washington (D), Kansas (R)
• February 10: Maine (D)
• February 12: District of Columbia, Maryland, Virginia
• February 19: Hawaii (D)*, Washington, Wisconsin

MARCH 2008
• March 4: Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas, Vermont
• March 8: Wyoming (D)
• March 11: Mississippi

APRIL 2008
• April 22: Pennsylvania

MAY 2008
• May 6: Indiana, North Carolina
• May 13: Nebraska, West Virginia
• May 20: Kentucky, Oregon
• May 27: Idaho (R)

JUNE 2008
• June 3: Montana, New Mexico (R), South Dakota