Upon meeting some of the friendly staff at Free’s Shop, I learned a few things: a) that whole Japanese people loving the peace sign thing is not actually mythical and b) Ali’s right, Japanese girls are really fucking cute.

And this is the part where they told me I had to give a speech describing [...]

Come to this, there will be fun Cultist stuff in the goodie bags. As long as you think dental floss and pocket calculators are fun.