Except for Aviva.
She is the coolest and I sort of have a girl crush on her. Here she is on the TV (Carson Daly is a lame).

Also, go check her fun blog EVERYTHING IS ANNOYING
Thanks bye.

These are from the Small Bills show a few weeks ago. We lag around here.

Rick Rodney for president.

Ricky is the best.

I want this in my bedroom. Above my bed. You know, for protection.

Fencing.

The following is an excerpt from “God is a Woman” by Ian Coburn.
God is a woman.
No discussion, no debate, no denial. She’s a woman. That people challenge this notion is ridiculous. The proof is all around. If God were a man, He’d be the only one. There would not be another man anywhere. The entire [...]

Obvs.

(That pouty bitch needs an elbow to the face).

Dear VMAs,
I’m going to be honest, I haven’t watched you in several years. I know you made yourself plenty accessible to me, and I really don’t have a good reason for missing you: I was just kind of busy I guess. But this year I made the effort. I sat myself down in front of [...]