Today is the last day to register to vote so if you haven’t already right about now would be a really great time for that. I know you’re really busy watching hilarious Youtube videos, compulsively checking status updates on Facebook, and pretending to do your job, but it takes about six minutes and will make you feel better than the shit you’re going to find out by cyber-stalking your ex.

Click the flashing Declare Yourself button in the upper right-hand corner of this page, or if you’re too lazy to move your mouse, click here: WWW.DECLAREYOURSELF.COM.

Hugs.