Greetings from (Jerk).

by yasi

Dear Rachel,

You are correct. I will not have those Ann D. shoes nor did I get to meet Kidada Jones. However, I

bought all this stuff for like the cost of two parking tickets,

am eating amazing food (even the food from 7-11 is delicious here),

and am the proud new owner of this extremely angsty bag.

Boo ya.

I may or may not have gotten you a present, but if we lose the Nike iD royale round 1 thing, you don’t get it. So kids, if you want Rachel to get her gift, VOTE FOR CULTIST.

xx,
yasi