American Apparel is supposedly in production with these new tights:

Keep in mind you can buy these tights for literally $5 at ANY stripper website, even Amazon sells these stockings for like $5.50.  You know AmAp is gonna sell these knockoffs for way too much moola.  Don’t waste your money…do as strippers do (minus the stripping).  Or just cut two holes in the butt of your sheer tights, and voila! Same exact thing.

This just makes me laugh: