Dance (get physical), drink (open bar), and pick up the lastest issue of Missbehave (or I’ll hate you…).  Side ponytails optional. 

Go drink.

The lovely and talented Miss CLAW Money (about to be Mrs. CLAW Money) comes to our palm tree lined shores to celebrate the launch of her new line of Boosted bags and accessories. Come out and show your love (just don’t do it by trying to kiss her feet or lick her hands because she says that weirds her out).

Come to this, there will be fun Cultist stuff in the goodie bags. As long as you think dental floss and pocket calculators are fun.

So we took a trip up to San Francisco to make fun of hippies and to go support our good pals the Hundreds at their new SF store opening party (but mostly to mock hippies).

Ben and Bobby signing autographs.

Scotty holding down the door. (These photos are from opening day, the line was way craze but also very polite. Fucking hippies).

The store is black and full of skulls and other images of death. Sort of like my soul, but better lit.

Went with these fucks.

Marina picked us up and kept it moving.

Even Stussy carries incense in SF.

I didn’t take any photos at the actual parties because I was busy…ok I wasn’t busy I forgot. Sue me. But you can click on the picture and see much happiness and revelry.

After the party Keith and Nao took us to this amazing sushi spot up the street.

Nao is basically the lost Asian Beatle.

Hanni eating a fish head. NBD.

A lot of other things happened before we stole the plants from Tony’s lobby but they are for the most part inconsequential.

The End.

Tonight…

Special treat for our LA area customers! The first 20 to rsvp to assntittieslovescultist@live.com will receive complimentary entrance to Ass N Titties Presents: DJ Funk & DJ Sega at the Echoplex tonight!!! Guess what? Diplo’s also been added to the bill. So hurry and RSVP! the first 20 will receive a confirmation email with all the info you need. Sorry but this one is only for the ladies only, here’s some more info on the event…

Friday Feb 29.
Ass & Titties and the echo present:
I LOVE BOOTY TOO!!!
*ghettotech*bmore club*miami bass*juke*XXX hip hop*

featuring

JUST ADDED!!!
DIPLO
(Mad Decent)

DJ FUNK

(Dancemania - Chicago)
What words can describe the one and only DJ Funk? Pioneer? Party Rocker? Ghetto House icon? DJ Funk grew up on the musically rich West Side of Chicago where he was exposed at an early age to Chicago, New York, and Detroit dance music. Mixing House, Techno and Hip-Hop, DJ Funk pioneered the “Ghetto House” sound and this sense of crossing boundaries has made his music so appealing and enduring to many people across different music scenes. DJing professionally for over a decade, DJ Funk has produced anthem after anthem of bouncing “Ass & Titty” dance music for his very own record company, Dancemania Records. Funk’s remix resumé reads like the who’s who of dance music: Basement Jaxx, Justice, DJ Sneak, and Fast Eddie just to name a few. With his remix of Justice’s indie-club hit “Water’s of Nazareth” a whole new generation of fans are finding out what DJ Funk is all about…

with special guest
DJ SEGA
(Maddecent/Ol Head - Philly)
“The Black Knight” DJ Sega, is the master of the Philly Club or “Party Music” sound. The baby faced assassin has spent the last few years providing the backbeat for an entire generation of youngsters who come to worship his hundreds of remixes every weekend at Jamz Roller Rink in North Philadelphia. Now the secret is out, and the rest of the world is taking notice. He’s currently making waves with his heavy metal remix stylings as heard on the Hollertronix 8 ep on Diplo’s Mad Decent label. Also on tap are releases on his own Ol’ Head Records imprint from Baltimore rapper Mz Streamz, and New Jersey based production outfit, Brick Bandits, of which he is also a member. His ultimate goal is to save hip hop, one remix at a time.

with DJ’s
Dark Alley (Ass & Titties)
Blu Jemz (Money Studies)
Pube$ (Dance Right)

@
the echoplex
Enter thru alley at 1154 Glendale Blvd between Park & Scott Avenues
18+ 9pm - late!
$10 presale - $15 at door
tix available @ www.ticketweb.com and turntable lab LA store
This will sell out. Buy tickets in advance.
RSVP for $10 reduced cover: assntitties4evr@gmail.com
sponsored by:
OBEY
Turntable Lab
Mad Decent
Ol’ Head
the echo
The Arab Parrot
Han Cholo

Cultistshop.com, Camp Beverly Hills, Missbehave Magazine, Worship Worthy, and Nitro:licious…

Invite you to celebrate DUMB MAGIC PARTY

DJ Max Glazer
(Federation Sound - Brooklyn, New York)

DJ Blu Jemz & Unemployed Lloyd
(Push It To The Limit Crew)

Heartsrevolution
(DJ Set)

Live Performance By URB Magazine Covergirl…

Roxy Cottontail

Hosted By

Jackson Swinton
Oxy Cottontail
Lax Murda
Astrid

Wednesday February 13, 2008
@ CatHouse
Inside the Luxor Hotel & Casino
10pm