Go drink.

The lovely and talented Miss CLAW Money (about to be Mrs. CLAW Money) comes to our palm tree lined shores to celebrate the launch of her new line of Boosted bags and accessories. Come out and show your love (just don’t do it by trying to kiss her feet or lick her hands because she says that weirds her out).

Come to this, there will be fun Cultist stuff in the goodie bags. As long as you think dental floss and pocket calculators are fun.