Dear S.P,
Hey sexy lady. I hope you’re well and that these past few weeks of campaigning haven’t put a damper on your spirits. Don’t let those mean meanies get to you, girl. So your 17 year old daugher Branch or Brussel (or whatever her name is) has a bun in the [...]

Dear VMAs,
I’m going to be honest, I haven’t watched you in several years. I know you made yourself plenty accessible to me, and I really don’t have a good reason for missing you: I was just kind of busy I guess. But this year I made the effort. I sat myself down in front of [...]

Dear Bart and Erik,
Thank you for being amazing genius web designers. Also, thank you for at times acting as teachers, therapists, and fine Mexican food consultants to your crazy client. Everyone should go visit your site at www.530medialab.com.
Xo,
Cultist

Dear Facebook,
This is a really hard letter for me to write, but I just have to do it with the frankness and honesty you deserve. At first, I resisted you. The last thing I needed in my life was another entity that took my time and energy and gave nothing in return. Admittedly, I was [...]

Dear MTV,
What the hell. Now, I’m not going to go into some walk five miles in the snow rant about how you never play videos anymore, because that ship sailed long ago and honestly I don’t feel any worse off missing out on the genius of Nickleback. Your VJs are so fantastically boring that I [...]