The front window at Free’s Shop.

Our tenets (this almost made me cry).

So did this. Flowers from the magazines.

This is Ali pretending to be a young Japanese girl (which isn’t a terribly rare occurrence).

I was interviewed and photographed for Nylon Japan. There are other photos but they made me wear a hot pink skirt so it is my sincere hope you are all too cheap to buy a foreign magazine.

Also interviewed by WWD Japan. No big deal. Notice that I am about four feet taller than the super cute journalist. I think the word that comes to mind is “hulking.”

For my last night, the wonderful Free’s crew took me to a restaurant called Ninja which I’m sure is a complete tourist spectacle that they would never be caught dead in otherwise. Thanks guys! This is our server, Ninja Linda.

This is breaded steak. Shaped like fish. I love Japanese people.

I’m not sure what we’re doing with our hands here.

We probably won’t Linda, but you are too adorable.

Then: Karaoke! Let it be known that I absolutely love karaoke. I think there is some inverse correlation between the quality of one’s singing voice and his or her appreciation of karaoke. In that vein, I sound something like a dying cat when I sing but that never stops me from ordering up Heart’s “These Dreams” and having a moment. What can I say? Every second of the night I live another life.

“Joey find me ‘Glory of Love.’ Yes, by Peter Cetera.”

“Just like a knight in shining armor, from a long time ago. Just in time I will save the day, take you to my castle far awaaaaaaay.”

The End.

(well, at least in my book…) Goes to Tara on the Married to the MOB blog.  This blog entry is the real-ist shit I’ve read on a blog in a long time but MOB has always kept it real.  Peep the entry at http://www.mobliving.com/blog/780 .  While you’re at, check the Cultist site for the dope shit MTTB puts out.

For me, The Hills, has become half comedy, half how the hell does Lauren get offered jobs left and right but then I remember:  Duh!  It’s fake and she’s MTV’s fucking golden child).  The one statement that had me laughing hysterically is when Spencer’s sister, Stephanie, was trying to squeeze tears out of her eyes while Spencer calmly said, “No. You’re making yourself cry thinking about what YOU did.” Could he be any more of an arrogant jerk?  I love it.  Yup, I can see myself saying that to just about anyone…

I say we just get Lauren and Heidi to get into some great hair pulling squabble while Brody and Spencer fight like bitches as well and call it a season.  Thoughts???

With the recent Congress recession threat, furthered by the deterioration of consumer spending, it is only appropriate that I  try to elavate the tough economic state. My contemplation has led to my being driven insane with the desire to touch the rare skin of the Gucci Hysteria Top Handle Python bag.  One might think, Yowza! $3990 plus tax seems somewhat steep. But i have a bigger picture in mind. Besides being taken to a whole new level of fashionistaism i will singlehandedly be helping the federal reserve chairmain climb out of the mouting economic woes. The Gucci Hysteria Python bag is a purchase that is indespensible to economic vitality.

Lilo too cares about the recession threat 

love you, mean it

mariheartsonly

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