Jamsheed has been out for some time people and I want to apologize for that. I had a lot of work to do downtown … yelling at manufacturers in China because they couldnt get me my 500 yds of denim on time. Plus, I had a problem with my silver suit. Also, Jamsheed has been hungover, hitting up all these holiday parties. I love these parties … making out with Santa Claus, as well as his helpers, drinking Jack straight out the bottle and dancing to James Brown with one shoe on. The best is passing out with a beanie and all your nice clothes in a bed and having some drunk fat man sit on your head thinking it was a pillow. Oh yes, tis the season to be jolly. I also love how after these holiday parties people Facebook you thinking you might remember them. Jamsheed doesnt know who the hell you are. I might have talked to you or made out with you or even punched you in the face but I don’t remember.

What I do remember is this one halloween where my friend asked me to go to this stupid bar in Santa Monica with her. She said you have to dress up so of course I dressed up in my pirate costume, beard and sword included. We get to the place and I walk in there with my outfit and notice that not a damn soul is dressed up so I’m the dumbass looking like a pirate. Plus the girls I went with of course dressed in their slutty playboy or tranny outfit that looked like a regular thursday night getup. I was the only poor soul. So what did I do … I got drunk and made out with a dude. And when he asked me to take off the beard I slapped him and then proceeded to mouth rape him. Jamsheed lives!

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